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Mar 09th
    Yom Shlishi, 23 AdarI 5770

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There are no basketball courts in Heaven

I DON’T know what to do.

Should I copy author Dovid Landesman’s joke at the beginning of the chapter entitled, “The Cowboy and the Beemer”? You’d laugh your heads off (I know, I’ve already read it out loud to a number of people). But then I’d lose great material for the next speech I give.

Conflict of interest.

Should I give away the uproarious mistake an eighth grader made during the admissions interview to a Jewish high school that Landesman was conducting? I really couldn’t do so out of context, and that context — Landesman’s critique of sexual morality among teenagers — would occupy a whole column. Then I couldn’t tell you about the rest of the book — like, why it’s named There are No Basketball Courts in Heaven.*

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There are no looters in Haiti

Have you noticed the reference to looters in Haiti?

One news magazine pictured police trying to stop the looting, which, the magazine said, was blessedly under control.

The Denver Post ran a picture showing a Uruguayan soldier with the UN firing in the air to stop the looters from taking aid supplies at the National Palace in Port-au-Prince.

Looters?

The dead bodies are all around.

Tens of thousands are buried in mass graves.

Last Updated ( Friday, 05 February 2010 08:40 )

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Dempsey: a boxer, a character study, a hotfoot

Dempsey: a boxer, a character study, a hotfoot

HAVE you ever had a tour of a famous building, such as the US Capitol, and noticed the tour guide closing her eyes, reciting her spiel, half-conscious, half asleep? She has given this tour hundreds, maybe thousands of times. You hear it the first time and it’s interesting, but to her it’s like reading the phone book.

Sometimes I feel that way about Jack Dempsey. A picture of him with my late father, Max Goldberg, hangs on our office wall; there’s much lore in the family about my late Dad’s friendship with the heavyweight boxing champion of the 1920s.

Dad had a one-on-one TV show and interviewed many of the leading politicians and personalities of the 1950s and 1960s. We wish we had tapes of his interviews with the late President Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr., but we don’t.

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A discussion with ADL on civil rights issues

Take hate-crime legislation. Abortion rights. Religious liberty. Separation of church and state.

Michael Lieberman is a believer.

As the long time Washington counsel for the Anti-Defamation League, he defines, defends and declaims the ADL mission with passion and persistence.

He was in Denver this week to boost ADL leadership programs and to meet with top brass at the Air Force Academy, where the ADL has worked extensively over the past several years to free it of religious coercion.

Lieberman’s Washington office of ADL focuses on international and domestic issues. His bailiwick is mostly the domestic side: civil rights.

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Life comes in fractions

SOMETIMES life comes in halves. It took half my life to notice, compile, save — and remember I saved — these examples.

When Groucho Marx was told that a country club he applied to denied membership to Jews, he asked: “Since I’m half Jewish, can I go into the swimming pool up to my knees?”

Marketing experts know that if you do nothing, nothing happens. But what to do is sometimes a guess. As one advertising guru said: “One half of my advertising dollars are wasted — but I don’t know which half.”

A 13-year-old, not lacking in self-confidence, sought entrance to the famed Volozhin yeshiva, telling its venerable head, “I can answer any question in half of the Talmud [over 2,700 folio pages].”

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JTA News

Biden blasts housing starts as ‘undermining’ trust

9 March 2010, 6:46 pm Vice President Joe Biden denounced a decision to authorize new Jerusalem housing starts as "undermining the trust" that he needs to advance peace while in Israel.... [Link]

David Kimche, top Israeli spy, dies at 82

9 March 2010, 5:47 pm David Kimche, the Israeli spy who played a key role in Israel's 1980s entanglements with Iran and Lebanon, has died.... [Link]

Brooklyn rabbi found guilty of sexual assault

9 March 2010, 5:25 pm A Brooklyn rabbi was found guilty of sexually assaulting a male teenager.... [Link]

Reform task force: Reach out to interfaith couples

9 March 2010, 4:37 pm The Reform movement should encourage interfaith couples to stay in the Jewish community, a task force proposed.... [Link]

Oren offers to return to Irvine university

9 March 2010, 4:08 pm Israel's U.S. ambassador has offered to return to the California university where students interrupted his speech last month.... [Link]

Israel wants to produce nuclear energy

9 March 2010, 3:45 pm Israel announced its interest in producing electricity from nuclear energy at a conference in Paris.... [Link]

American Latina leaders visiting Israel

9 March 2010, 2:28 pm Twelve prominent American Latina leaders are visiting Sephardic heritage sites during a mission to Israel.... [Link]

Spanish bookstore owner jailed for justifying genocide

9 March 2010, 1:43 pm A Barcelona bookshop owner was sentenced to prison for the crime of “honoring and justifying genocide.”... [Link]

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